Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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