She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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