If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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