Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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