his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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