That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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