Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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