she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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