Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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