I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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