Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize