He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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