I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
dude. I can hear the air.
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