Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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