That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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