On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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