i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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