we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
