is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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