Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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