what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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