oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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