My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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