There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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