You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just found a bag of teeth...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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