She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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