I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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