i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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