I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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