She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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