I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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