that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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