what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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