your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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