Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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