Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Four minutes until I can fart!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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