on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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