absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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