I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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