They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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