ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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