Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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