We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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