It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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