gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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