Pappa wants mamma naked
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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