the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
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Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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