the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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