no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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