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yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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