So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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