i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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