I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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