Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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