so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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