So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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