I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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