We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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